I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
His face says “That’s a bummer but it sounds about right”
What is that “Snapes Hair” thing in the background
Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning
listen up you motherfucker
what the fuck
I’m honestly quite proud of this status.
Holy moses, this blew up fast.
I just want to be in bed with your body tangled up with mine.
"In Greek mythology, the Labyrinth (Greek λαβύρινθος labyrinthos) was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at the palace Knossos.
Its function was to hold Minos’s son, Minotaur, a mythical creature that was half man and half bull.
Daedalus had so cunningly made the Labyrinth that he could barely escape it after he built it.
Every nine years, Minos made King Aegeus pick seven young boys and seven young girls to be sent to Daedalus’s creation, the Labyrinth, to be eaten by the Minotaur.
After his death, Minos became a judge of the dead in the underworld. The Minoan civilization of Crete has been named after him by the archaeologist Arthur Evans.
In colloquial English, labyrinth is generally synonymous with maze, but many contemporary scholars observe a distinction between the two: maze refers to a complex branching (multicursal) puzzle with choices of path and direction; while a single-path (unicursal) labyrinth has only a single, non-branching path, which leads to the center. A labyrinth in this sense has an unambiguous route to the center and back and is not designed to be difficult to navigate.”
truth about Starbucks. I give people decaf all the time when they’re rude.
please watch this video of a deer having a temper tantrum because no one will feed him
this dog is SICK
is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?
youre looking great
you are going to rock this
i believe in you
youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ
THIS IS THE BEST THING
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results