WHY HAS THIS GIF NOT EXISTED BEFORE THIS MOMENT
I swear if they don’t use this in Twisted I’m going to cry.
(Source: waltdisnerd)
Tracks
This is so clever. Or maybe it’s just the English major in me that gets it.
yes. it’s only you, the english major who gets it
not the 200,000 other people who’ve also seen it
(Source: desolatewanderlust)
“You guys are really obsessed with these Pokémon fusions.”
Bitch
be
Real-time weather reports
sassy fucks
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
(Source: hommos)
it was like a new knowledge of reality
omg
guten tag
WHY AM I LAHGHING SO HARSD ATS THISN OMG!
i wAS EATING SOUP NOW ITS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD THANKS
The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks
THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HOW DOES IT NOT HABE A MOUTH IS THERE A MOTH MOUTH PUN
So I happened to be on Youtube as the latest Vlogbrothers video was uploaded, and I saw that there was literally only one other view:
So I thought I might actually be able to fulfill a slight dream of mine and get the first comment…
God dammit John Green.
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
We’re particularly good finders, you know
(Source: jourdonnais)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
TAHT DUCK HAS GROWN SO FUCKING QUICKLY.
No fucking way
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
- In 2009, a man married a video game character
- In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
- In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
- Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
- And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
